Me and Phil collided at work last night and I got a glass smashed in my face. There was so much blood, it was terrifying :( Had to go to hospital and wait around for 4 hours, allllll for them to clean it up and dress it………deffo coulda done that myself! Bunch of useless cunts if you ask me.

Been looked after all day though which was nice, basically feels like I have the worlds worst hangover without even drinking :( blerrgh